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*Mike Cosentino and Chuck Woolery on the phone*
Chuck Woolery: A reunion show? Come on Mike you can’t be serious.
Mike Cosentino: Think about it Chuck, hit 1980s game show having a reuninon special, big money grab right there.
Chuck: But Mike, you can only take water from the well so many times before the well becomes dry.
Mike: What do wells have to do with this?
Chuck: It’s an analogy, Mike. Yes, NHL Love Connection was a great series that attracted many views on SportsFullCircle, but it’s time to move on Mike like I did with Lingo. By the way I told you so.
Mike: You are not helping me Chuck. Ever since NHL Love Connection had its end over seven months ago, I still haven’t got any new ideas which has resulted in a reduction of posts written by myself. I need the attention Chuck and I am going to use what got me there. The networks will be milking this Chuck as I said it’s a great money opportunity for you.
Chuck: Alright, I will come back to host one more show. Who will be the contestant?
Mike: Mats Sundin.
Chuck: You know Mike, it doesn’t help plot variety when you bring back the same guest everytime.
Mike: Hear me out though, the idea is so unoriginal that now it is original. The first time Mats Sundin was undecided there was so much media coverage on it. This summer, same situation, less coverage. We have a chance to make a huge splash on this year’s situation.
Chuck: Mike, you’re a genius.
Mike: So I have been told many times.
Chuck: I was joking.
Mike: Well I wasn’t.
Chuck: Alright Mike I have a business proposition for you. If you’re reunion show garners at least 1000 views, I will apologize.
Mike: Ooh Chuck Woolery’s apology how exciting. Come on Chuck you have to sweeten up your end of the deal. You give up Lingo.
Chuck: Come on Mike you can’t be serious.
Mike: Well if you really think that my writing will be a train wreck, then you got nothing to worry about.
Chuck: Fine, I’m in. When do we start taping?
Mike: Right away, the networks want the show to come out within a week.
Bob Saget: Will Mike get his 1000 views on his upcoming article? Will Chuck have to give up Lingo? Why can’t Mats Sundin make faster decisions? All will be answered on the reunion special of NHL Love Connection appearing next week on sportsfullcircle.com.